Sites Holmquist trys, and often fails, to go no more than a couple of days without visiting (some of which Holmquist regularly swipes links from without attribution)
Two days ago I had the pleasure of watching a few minutes of Oprah while in the waiting room of my dentist. I saw a fascinating segment where they showed conclusively that if a bunch of 30 and 40 year old white women get together and drink as much as they want, that they become loud and intoxicated. It was fascinating.
Now I know what you are saying - "Micah, everybody knows this will happen if you take a bunch of disagreeable old maids who have given away the popsicles and who don't know how to "dip it low" and keep or even get a man."
True, but these were mothers, at least some of whom still has husbands.
It was a most shocking eye-opener.
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"Patriotism equals military success," Rush Limbaugh said today.
I'll count this as a Freudian slip. What Limbaugh was trying to say was, "military success equals patriotism," which is true but not exactly a good thing. posted by micah holmquist at 7/08/2004 02:15:00 PM
